Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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