i was born a porn star she said
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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