In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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