please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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