There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Randomize
