How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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