i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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