i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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