In the future we'll all be gay
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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