windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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