I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm bleeding and have questions
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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