Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Panties = found
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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