I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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