I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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