How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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