I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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