life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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