there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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