Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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