Christians are straight up FREAKS
Having a random hookup so left but love u
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
