Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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