even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So here I am, sexting at work.
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