If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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