Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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