I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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