Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
