Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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