Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Come on in and take your pants off
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