doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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