Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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