I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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