So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he wants to bone in the snuggie
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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