just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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