i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize