awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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