can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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