thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
