so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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