We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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