At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
