I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
