sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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