he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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