Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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