I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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