I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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