But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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