Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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