watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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