So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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