operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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