There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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