their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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