We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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