piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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