Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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