How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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